Hong Kong Friend Types: Who You Need In Your Circle

Forget about Friends — the ride-or-dies you make in Hong Kong are in a league of their own. Discover which friend types you need to navigate the exhilarating chaos of life in the city!

Hong Kong — a city as vibrant and diverse as its food scene and iconic attractions. Let’s be honest, we’ve all had those moments where we pause to evaluate our inner circle or give a side-eye to that one friend who drops the most absurd take on a topic. Yet, it’s the colourful cast of characters in our lives that keep things interesting! So, buckle up and dive into this rundown of the types of friends you absolutely need (or already have — lucky you!) to thrive in this concrete jungle we call home.

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The Trend Forecaster

This friend has an uncanny ability to sniff out the newest menus, the hottest locations in the area, and the latest events before anyone else. Whether they’re secretly subscribed to the best insider newsletter (our Sassy one, of course!), their finger is always on Hong Kong’s pulse, knowing where to get your hands on Dubai chocolate, news on Boiler Room and more. Either way, they’re your go-to for staying ahead of the curve!

The Translator

A round of applause for the MVP of resourcefulness — the friend who’s always there to save the day! They understand Cantonese well enough to decipher menus, hail a taxi or confidently yell “yau lok!” to the minibus driver. Their linguistic (and cultural) superpowers make life in Hong Kong infinitely easier, and for that, we owe them a lifetime of gratitude—and maybe a few dim sum treats!

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The One That Lives Miles Away

Ah, the friend who might as well live in another time zone! They’re often the punchline of jokes about how anything more than 15 minutes away from Central feels like an eternity for spoiled Hong Kongers. Yet, here’s the twist: they’re rarely late! Whether it’s thanks to Hong Kong’s stellar transportation system or their ninja-level time management skills, they somehow make it across the city in one piece. Honestly, they deserve a medal or at least a free Octopus card top-up for braving the journey!

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The Nightlife Enthusiast

Your ultimate partner-in-crime for a night to remember (or not, depending on how wild it gets). This friend has the lowdown on all the best neighbourhood bars, rooftop lounges and hidden speakeasies in Hong Kong. You wouldn’t have heard about secret warehouse parties organised by Acadana if it hadn’t been for this one — just be prepared for the inevitable 3am cha chaan teng stop!

The Financial Advisor Friend

Sure, they might come off as a bit of a know-it-all, but when it comes to managing your finances, this is the friend you secretly thank the universe for. From budgeting hacks to investment tips, they’re always ready to dish out advice (even when you didn’t ask for it). From navigating Hong Kong’s pricey rent and tax returns to choosing the right MPF funds, this friend is your go-to guru!

The One You See Once In A Blue Moon

In the high-octane world of Hong Kong’s corporate scene, where deadlines loom like skyscrapers, this fella takes “hard to pin down” to a whole new level. They show up sporadically, depending on their mood, schedule, or maybe just the alignment of the stars. Strangely enough, though, we always let it slide when they do grace us with their presence at a gathering. Perhaps it’s their mysterious charm, or maybe we’re just too happy they made it out of their latest project crunch!

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The Networker

Relocating to a new city can feel like navigating a maze, but not when we’ve got our networker friend around! With an impressive Rolodex of contacts, they’re the ultimate connector who helps us meet the best of the best. Whether it’s through their involvement with organisations like Women of Hong Kong or their personal network, they’re always ready to introduce you to new pals, business opportunities or just someone to share a laugh with.

The Sports Addict

You can bet this friend has conquered every hiking trail Hong Kong has to offer! Whether they’re into water sports and pickleball matches, or being a regular at every ClassPass studio, they’re the embodiment of active living. Their relentless enthusiasm might make you feel a tad guilty for that late-night dessert you indulged in, but deep down, we love them for keeping us active.

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The One Who Can Host

We all have that one friend who miraculously found an amazing apartment in the heart of the city — no roommates, ample space for an L-shaped sofa and a price that feels too good to be true. But thank goodness for them, because they’ve become our go-to sanctuary when we’re out of ideas on where to hang out. Cheers to the ultimate host!

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