Try your luck under the mistletoe with these corkers!
Festive cheer, silly songs, copious amounts of mulled wine… or eggnog… or buck’s fizz… it’s enough to get anyone feeling a little cheeky. If you’re in the mood for love over the holiday season, try out some of these cheesy Christmas pick-up lines when you’re ready and waiting under the mistletoe (warning: these pick-up lines are in no way guaranteed success in the love department. May need mulled wine for delivery).
1. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
2. I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
3. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you…
4. Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
5. Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
6. If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
7. I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me, because you make me light up!
8. What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
9. Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
and towards the end of that Christmas party…
10. Yule do.